Just rediscovered a few memorable, good ole’ Allen quotes. Here’s a few:
- If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse
- I don’t get stressed. I just grow a tumor instead (Manhattan, 1979, Isaac to Mary)
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else
- Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
- Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once
- The brain is the most overrated organ (Manhattan, 1979)